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Abortion

child's perspective

Terrified Tissue

cost, cultural/economic

Bad Choice

pro-choice

Choice Position

Supreme Court

Legal Issue

ADD

Childhood Disease

Art

radicalism

Postpostmodern

subsidization

Art Failure

Atheism

In Denial

Attention Deficit

Childhood Disease

Bipartisanship

Principled Prejudice

Bribery

Extra Income

Campaigns

boxers or briefs

Boxer Rebellion

bribery

Extra Income

Carnahan gambit

Dead Lift

chad

Recount Dracula

conventions

Conventional Fare

Democrats, new recruits

New Democrats

finance reform

Inside Track

Gore's prolongation of

Unsustainable Development

Huang connection

Right from Huang

media commentary

Instant Analysis

Palm Beach voters

Count Them Out!

perpetual nature of

Over (and Over)

Run-On Election

polls

Poll Fault

registration by mail

Winning by a Whisker

Riady connection

Riady or Not, Here We Come!

third-party candidates

Three-Way Race

vote drives

Rock the Vote (to Sleep)

Capital Punishment

Dead Man Squawking

Castro, Fidel

Cuba Libre

Censorship

I Choose, You Censor

Census

race

Blank Like Me

sampling

Losing Our Census

China

Clinton's support for

They're Playing Our Song

Climate

CO2

Abated Breath

debate re

Victimless Clime

doomsday scenarios

Chicken Little

emissions

Emission Impossible

Gore's catastrophism

Truth in the Balance

warming

Think Gullibly, Act Loco-ly

Clinton, Bill

aiding the enemy

Solitary Assured Destruction

alias

AKA

and O.J.

Zombies

apologies

Sorry Performance

aptness of name

Who Pays?

Bill of Rights, violated

Toujours L'Audace!

checkered past

Bill's Resumé

China, support for

They're Playing Our Song

China trip

Staythere Kid

cleansing

Bubba Bath

contempt for voters

Safe Sax

cover-ups

Billy the Kid

criminal character of

Trust Buster

disbarment

Feeling His Own Pain

distinguishing characteristic

Initial Reaction

economy, as excuse

Surly Realism

executive orders

King Clinton

fatigue

Will They Ever Leave?

friendships, fatal

Endangered Species

funny money

Bill in a China Shop

Gingrich, getting the best of

Wrong Ending

greed trumping patriotism

Clintonian Diplomacy

Hillary's support of

Hillary's Conviction

Hot Springs connection

Hot Springs Eternal

Hubbell, silenced

Volunteering

incorrigible liar

Time Out

indifference to impeachment

The Anti-Coolidge

low expectations for

Standard Barer

military aversion

Tell it to the Marines!

Nixonian nature of

I Am a Crook, So What?

Nobel prized

No-Bill Prize

oratory, purgative effects of

Conservative Movement

Paula Jones, pawing of

So That's What You Call It!

pardons

Bill Paying

precedent set

Mr. Precedent

power of the presidency

Captain Blythe

rated X

Putting the Leg in Legacy

resignation rejected

Never Say Never

resolving not to lie

Bill's Resolution

Riady connection

Riady or Not, Here We Come!

sax after marriage

Postmarital Sax

sex, just about

Student Teacher

smearing of opponents

Politics of Demeaning

source for satire

Missed Already

spinning, as yesterday's news

TV or Not TV?

Starr Report, press reaction to

Sin-o-nym

subversion of FBI

Inside Job

vast rightwing conspiracy

Conspiracy Theory?

verb form

New Word Ordered

Clinton, Hillary

Hillary's Conviction

Congress

bipartisanship

Principled Prejudice

cloning the good guys

Send in the Clones

corruption in

Extra Income

Democrats, seediness of

New Democrats

Frank, Barney

Weenie Roast

Gingrich, demise of

Wrong Ending

impeachment debate

Courage in Congress

omnibus bills

Ominous Spending

promises broken

Crowded Cabinet

special interests

Secret Service

term limits

Second Thoughts

Trent Lott

Counsel of Trent

war powers abdicated

Advice and Contempt

Consensus

Consensus

Conservatives

arch

Arch Conservatives

big-tent GOP

Bland Old Party

compassion of

Sheep in Sheep's Clothing

Limbaugh, Rush

Rush Hour

omnibus bills

Ominous Spending

phony

Counsel of Trent

Schlafy, Phyllis

Eagle Formula

Conspiracy

Can't Happen Here

Corruption

in Congress

Extra Income

Crime

blaming society

Hard-Boiled Yegg

deterrence

Out of Circulation

Defense

(see security)

Democrats

(see Campaigns & Congress)

Drudge, Matt

Pro Scribes

Drugs

education re

Just Say No?

Education

attention deficit

Childhood Disease

boys vs. girls

Boys Will Be Boys

censorship in libraries

I Choose, You Censor

co-ed sports

Contact Sport?

drugs

Just Say No?

evolution

Monkey Business

funding, never enough

Utopia of More

gay activism

Heather Has All the Luck

homeschooling

Clarity Begins at Home

NEA

NEA Ennui

political correctness

Freshman Orientation

prayer

Daring to Discipline

privacy invasion

Don't Tattle (on Teacher)

reading: look, say

See Dick Run

reading: phonics

Why Johnny Can't Read

Ritalin

Childhood Disease

school security

Something's Missing

self-esteem

Teacher's Guide

sex: abstinence?

Mixed Message

sex: Kinsey

Kinky Report

sex: learning to breed

What Johnny Can Do

socialism on campus

Failing Marx

standards

Oversight

Emissions

Emission Impossible

Environmentalism

(see climate)

CO2

Abated Breath

EPA standards

Dirty Business

fuel conservation

Fool Economy

Gore's catastrophism

Truth in the Balance

hypocrisy of

Grass Consciousness

misanthropy

Eco-Maniacs

mother earth

Maternity Case

tree-hugging

Tree Amigos

Ethnicity

Franco-American

Check the Label

hyphenation

Prefixation

Jesse Jackson

Division Leader

multiculturalism

One Nation And Divisible

race-baiting

End of the Rainbow

reparations

Reparations

European Union

Riding the Tiger

Evolution

creation

Intelligent Design

descent of man

Monkey Business

Facilitators

Consensus

FBI

subversion of

Inside Job

Feminism

boys vs. girls

Boys Will Be Boys

co-ed sports

Contact Sport?

courtesy discouraged

Gentlemental Reservation

double standard

Double Standard

equality

Ms. Anthrope

pregnant troops

Militant Feminism?

Schlafly, Phyllis

Eagle Formula

First Amendment

free speech

Says Me!

religious freedom

First Amendment Suspended

Frank, Barney

Weenie Roast

Fuel Economy

Fool Economy

Gay Activism

in education

Heather Has All the Luck

pinking of America

Kingfishy

same-sex marriage

Same-Sex Marriage?

Gingrich, Newt

Wrong Ending

 

Greenhouse Effect

Emission Impossible

Global Warming

(see climate)

Global Government

European Union

Riding the Tiger

National Sovereignty

Flag Poll

United Nations

Get Them Out!

Gore

adios

No Sale

campaign prolonged

Unsustainable Development

controlling authority

Al Mighty

delusional nature of

Losing It

disappearance of

Gone and Forgotten

distancing from Clinton

Testy Moany Al

environmental disinformation

Truth in the Balance

exaggerations

Allies

for sale

Al-lure

gay vote, courting of

Mr. Gore Goes to Hollywood

Gingrich, getting the best of

Wrong Ending

Hammer connection

Marxist Tool

Huang connection

Right from Huang

inventor extraordinaire

Say Goodnight, Al!

moral imposture

Putting the Vice in Vice President

pardon for Clinton

Al Truism

population control

Al or Nothing at All

Quasimodoish nature of

Goregoyle

recount

Count Off

robotic nature of

Roboveep

sore loser

Inaugural Night

source for satire

Missed Already

split personality

Split Decision

targeting tax cuts

Target for Criticism

Y2K expert

What Is It, E-Gore?

Government

cost of

How About a Refund?

IRS, antipathy for

Death & Taxes

liberal affinity for

Left Without a Cent

lobbies, creation of

Supply Creates Demand

social security

Late Retirement

spending

Taxing Our Patience

sports subsidies

Loot for the Home Team

unneeded agencies

Crowded Cabinet

Guns

defensive use of

Better Ready than Dead

locks

Too Safe

Swiss preparedness

Witness for the Defense

Harvey, Paul

Hurray for Harvey!

Hiss, Alger

Naming Names

Homosexual Activism

(see gay activism)

Hussein, Saddam

Sanity Clause

Identity Cards

Identity Crisis

Internet

cyber relations

I Thee Web

Iraq

Saddam

Sanity Clause

Jackson, Jesse

Division Leader

Judicial System

activism

Judicial Restraint

blaming society

Hard-Boiled Yegg

deterrence

Out of Circulation

lawyers

Suer System

Reno

Blind Justice

rule of law

No Exceptions

Kinsey, Alfred

Kinky Report

Lawyers

(see judicial system)

Liberals

lies

Big Lies

normalcy, distaste for

Schadenfreude

taxes, love for

Left Without a Cent

Limbaugh, Rush

Rush Hour

Lott, Trent

Counsel of Trent

Marxism

on campus

Failing Marx

Media

bias: advocacy

The Journalist

bias: support for Clinton

Birds of a Feather

Clinton's spinning of

TV or Not TV?

Drudge, antipathy for

Pro Scribes

election commentary

Instant Analysis

Millennium

Run of the Millennium

Minimum Wage

New Wage Movement

Monopolies

electric

Power Play

Multiculturalism

(see ethnicity)

Nags

health nuts

No Cure for Common Scold

snack demonizers

Busy Bodies

National Endowment (NEA)

Art Failure

National Org. for Women (NOW)

Double Standard

National Parks

access restricted

Public Property?

NATO

peacekeeping

Mid-Life Crisis

One-World Government

European Union

Riding the Tiger

United Nations

Get Them Out!

Perot, Ross

Perots & Cons

Pledge of Allegiance

revision to

Flag Poll

Politickles

authorship of

Intelligent Design

drawing a blank

Incomplete Limerick

free speech

Says Me!

motivation

No Joke

reviews

Politickles Reviewed

Polls

Poll Fault

Poverty

subsidization of

Intro to Economics

Prayer

in schools

Daring to Discipline

Property Rights

national parks

Public Property?

zoning

Title Waive

Puns

apt names

What's in a Name?

Clinton, aptly named

Who Pays?

Hiss, Alger

Naming Names

Y2K, meaning of

Y2K

Race

(see ethnicity)

Religion

freedom of

First Amendment Suspended

prayer in schools

Daring to Discipline

Reno, Janet

Blind Justice

Republicans

(see Campaigns & Congress)

Risk

Zero Risk

Ritalin

Childhood Disease

Russia

bad economy

Belt-Tightening

Saddam Hussein

Sanity Clause

Schlafly, Phyllis

Eagle Formula

Schools

(see education)

Security

pregnant troops

Militant Feminism?

readiness

A Tact

Sex

abstinence?

Mixed Message

boys vs. girls

Boys Will Be Boys

co-ed sports

Contact Sport?

feminist hypocrisy

Double Standard

Kinsey

Kinky Report

learning to breed

What Johnny Can Do

pinking of America

Kingfishy

sexual equality

Ms. Anthrope

sexual harassment

Double Standard

Viagra

Falls Confidence

Simpson, O.J.

and Clinton

Zombies

Socialism

blandness of

Likeness Monster

Castro

Cuba Libre

on campus

Failing Marx

Social Security

retirement delayed

Late Retirement

X Generation gypped

X Beneficiary?

Society

boomers

Boomer Angst

courtesy

Gentlemental Reservation

delayed marriage

Stag Nation

families

Stork Market

new year's resolutions

Discontinuing Resolutions

parental abdication

Less Than Apparent

politeness

Magic Words

Sovereignty

European Union

Riding the Tiger

Speed Limits

Fool Economy

Subsidies

lobbies, creation of

Supply Creates Demand

poverty, promotion of

Intro to Economics

sports facilities

Loot for the Home Team

Taxes

alternatives

Taxing Our Patience

cost of government

How About a Refund?

cuts opposed

Fiscal Abuse

IRS antipathy

Death & Taxes

liberal affinity for

Left Without a Cent

lobbies, creation of

Supply Creates Demand

social security

Late Retirement

sports subsidies

Loot for the Home Team

targeted cuts

Target for Criticism

withholding

Too-Easy Payment Plan

Terrorism

identity cards

Identity Crisis

Treason

Clinton & China

They're Playing Our Song

Twentyfirst Century

bridge to

Bridge to the 21st Century

Unions

NEA

NEA Ennui

tactics

Look for the Union Libel

United Nations

Get Them Out!

Utilities

electric monopolies

Power Play

Welfare

promotes poverty

Intro to Economics

social security

Late Retirement

Word Games

apt names

What's in a Name?

Clinton, aptly named

Who Pays?

Hiss, Alger

Naming Names

Y2K, meaning of

Y2K

Y2K

doomsday scenarios

Chicken Little

Gore to the rescue

What Is It, E-Gore?

meaning of

Y2K