Jokes listed with out credit came from my crazy head. :)

Jokes:

When Peter Jackson went up to get his Oscar he took it in his hands and said, "my precioussss."
Then Elijah Wood ran up and snatched it away shouting, "I will take it!"
Then Mr. Jackson snatched it back saying, "It's mine I found it it came to me!"
Another producer stepped forward, "There's no need to get angry."
And Elijah buts in "What do you know about it?"

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Two girls are talking. One girl, an Orlando Bloom fan, says to the other, "I love Orlando."
The other replies, "Oh yeah. I visit Florida every summer."

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Who's Gimli's favorite Star Wars character?
Dwarf Vador
Submitted by FR.oD.o

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Who's Legolas' favorite singer?
Elvish Presley
Submitted by FR.oD.o

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Merry and Pippin are in a new beach movie. What is it called?
The Two Towels
Submitted by FR.oD.o

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First person: Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo belong to the 4-H club.
Second person: What? In Middle-earth?
First person: Yeah, the 4-hobbits club.
Submitted by Katie

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What elf do you eat for breakfast?
Eggo-las!
Submitted by Hanna Hobbit

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What is Aragorn when he is thrown in a lake?
A water-strider!
Submitted by Hanna Hobbit

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How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring!
Submitted by Hanna Hobbit

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