PAYBACK
If Pelosi can get enough votes
To shove health-care "reform" down our throats,
You can bet we'll remember
And cast votes in November
To be "reconciled" with Judas goats.

RECONCILIATION
"Form a line, single file, if you will;
Remain quiet, attentive, and still;
And spare us the drama
As Dr. Obama
Dispenses this large bitter pill."

WHOOSH!
At the Winter Olympics, aghast,
All the skiers see someone fly past;
They're left out in the cold
As Obama gets gold:
No one's ever gone downhill so fast!

AN INCONVENIENT MIRTH
With the waning of warming pretense
Putting climate change on the defense,
Humbugs have a new hoax:
The world's threatened by jokes
Being made at the humbugs' expense.

BLIZZARD
For a year he continued to blow
As the nation was hunkered below:
For relief we all yearned
'Til the tables were turned
And Obama was buried in snow.

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET
Yes, the current recession's severe
And there seems to be little to cheer,
But one day you'll look back,
See it wasn't so black Ð
'Cause it's bound to be worse in a year!

DELUSIONAL
How Obama responded with glee
To a message as plain as can be:
"Voters put Coakley down
And elected Scott Brown
To affirm their approval of me!"

TWISTED
As the lavender lobby engages
To subvert Christian culture in stages,
They accuse us of hate
If we dare validate
Common sense and the wisdom of ages.

STATE OF THE UNION
This past year has gone by in a blur
And Obama has lost his allure,
But he's yet to be thwarted
And is just getting started:
Three more years of this glib saboteur!

TAKEOFF
"With security lapses reviewed
On Flight 253, we conclude:
Due to differing beliefs
About bombs in one's briefs,
Every passenger now must fly nude."